笑喷!等等称长大想像邓超一样整天睡觉,盘点邓超一家的逗趣日常

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昨晚,孙俪与儿子等等睡前夜话聊天谈理想,等等表示他长大了要像爸爸邓超一样,但原因竟然是:这样我就可以每天不用工作,天天在家睡懒觉。简直让人笑喷了。其实邓超孙俪一家经常有各种让人爆笑的故事发生。邓超孙俪

昨晚,孙俪与儿子等等睡前夜话聊天谈理想,等等表示他长大了要像爸爸邓超一样,但原因竟然是:这样我就可以每天不用工作,天天在家睡懒觉。简直让人笑喷了。其实邓超孙俪一家经常有各种让人爆笑的故事发生。

邓超孙俪结婚纪念日那天也是邓超生日,邓超在微博发文:媳妇,2011年我生日那天咱俩领证,之后每年我生日再也没有收到你的礼物,都是我送你,合适吗?没想到遭到老婆孙俪怼回去:哥,我们是2010年2月8日领的结婚证。这就很尴尬了。

孙俪发文称经纪人“快要辞职了”,邓超在底下回复:“我正好失业,您看我合适吗?”跟着大批网友一起抢着报名孙俪新经纪人工作,3分钟后,他再次留言写道:“没事,反正你丈夫那么优秀。”让人忍俊不禁。

2月14日情人节,邓超在微博晒出一段小视频,并附文:“情人节快乐”。随着邓超镜头一转,“娘娘”孙俪罕见出镜,只是戴着口罩的孙俪全程都没有回头,一副“爱搭不理”的表情肯定让邓超很凌乱。网友纷纷留言:“娘娘不想理你哈哈哈哈”。

之前,邓超晒出了一张娘娘背着自己的照片,并配文二字:地位!结果网友评论称:可能是腿被媳妇儿打折了吧!哈哈哈,邓超扎心了吧!

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